Inaccurate assumption number 6

Those who can, do.

Those who can't become management and make those who can's lives miserable.

Inaccurate assumption number 5

The more you hear, "Our customers are very important to us," while on hold, the more you know they really aren't.

Inaccurate assumption number 4

Just because he's your boss and makes twice as much as you, doesn't mean he can do your job.

Inaccurate assumption number 3

When a "customer service" drone at a big box store says, "We don't have that," without LOOKING for it... he's really saying, "Screw off... I'm too lazy to do my job."

Inaccurate assumption number 2

Just because you fill out your jury selection questionnaire in crayon, doesn't mean you won't be called.

Inaccurate assumption number 1

Adult persons do not need to be reminded not to overfill the toilet with paper before flushing.